The 50 State Flavors of Mountain Up Take Over Tonic(stolen from Mountain Up headquarters by Greasy Boy Tim Miller in Universe 41)
Alaska: Salmon
Hawaii: Pineapple
Alabama: Channing Tatum’s sweat
Arizona: Desert
California: Avocado
Colorado: Weed
Connecticut: Blood of the Sandy Hook victims
Delaware: Lukewarm Delaware River Water
Florida: Alligator and Hurricanes
Georgia: Peach
Idaho: White Meat and Potatoes
Illinois: Chicago Deep Dish Pizza
Indiana: Hoosier
Iowa: Hawkeyes
Kansas: Tornadoes
Arkansas: Torrnado with two Rs
Kentucky:Bourbon, Fried Chicken and Horse Steroids
Louisiana: Cajun Swamp
Maine: Crab
Maryland: Raven eggs
Massachusetts: Boston Cream Pie
Michigan: Motor Oil
Minnesota: Prince’s rotting corpse
Mississippi: Fresh Mississippi River Water
Missouri: Stale Missouri River Water
Montana: Huckleberry and alcoholism
Nebraska: BBQ
Nevada: Gamblers’ desperation
New Hampshire: Hampshire with less sugar
New Jersey: The Jersey Shore
New Mexico: New Mexican food
New York: Buffalo Wings
North Carolina: Tarheels
South Carolina: Myrtle Beach sand
North Dakota: The taste of the North Wind
South Dakota: the taste of the South Wind
Ohio:Buckeyes
Oklahoma: Sooners
Oregon: Cherries
Pennsylvania: The Liberty Bell
Rhode Island: Providence
Tennesee: Memphis BBQ
Texas: Football and Oil
Utah: Alcohol Free flavoring
Vermont: Maple Syrup
Virginia: Dogwood
West Virginia: Mountain Mama
Washington: Apple
Wisconsin: Cheese
Wyoming: Cow manure
Bonus flavor for Washington DC: corruption